The Herman Edwards 2-Minute Drill

2:00 handoff to Curtis Martin (80 yards to go)
1:57 plan post-game sermon
1:53 "I should grow a Fu Manchu."
1:46 "We may suck, but at least I have Curtis Martin as my RB for many years."
1:41 pretend to give sideline speech to make people think I'm a good motivational speaker
1:36 "Hmmm, maybe we should call another play now."
1:25 "Yea, we should definitely call a play now. Oooh look, the fans are doing the wave!"
1:20 Chad Pennington throws 8 yards too short on a 10-yard out pattern
1:15 call Vinny Testaverde and wake him up
1:10 text message the boys over in Kansas City
1:03 "We PLAY to WIN the game (that was a beauty)."
:56 "Shouldn't we be hurrying up? We're down 3 points, and only run 2 plays in a minute."
:55 call timeout (I saw Parcells do it once)
:43 "Broadway Joe, slip me a Brewski will ya?"
:50 sign a football for Fireman Jim
:47 Pennington skids a screen pass, shakes his head
:44 put Vinny in the game
:40 ask the boys over in Kansas City about that Larry Johnson fellow
:36 "I should have been a reverend."
:34 "Shouldn't we be the East Rutherford Jets?"
:31 "Alright, let's run another play now."
:20 reverse to Anthony Becht
:18 "Damn, I thought that was gonna work."
:15 Vinny sacked
:10 "V-v-v-v-vinny and the Jets...hahahahah get it?"
:09 scribble last sentence of post-game sermon on Kevin Mawae's forehead
:08 "I am staying with the Jets next year. I won't coach another team."
:07 board plane for Kansas City